Saturday, September 12, 2009

wtf.

Wait. Guys! This post is gonna be about actually WTF moments, and I'm not talking about "Where's the food"! I'm talking about some actual crazy shit that is going on in the world today! I'll try to make a list of 10, but I might get tired and have to stop, but I'LL TRY!

Before I start the list I should warn you that some of these things are kinda nasty/disturbing and you might get a lil' scared, but I promise they aren't that bad! I'll also add that getting onto this list is no easy feat! There is some criteria I had to implement here:

-A true WTF!? moment has to be something that most people don't know about, something that kinda surprises you and makes you think, 'WTF!?'.
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-A WTF moment has to be something genuinely shocking, disturbing, funny, or random. Nothing boring!
See, I had a rubric, of sorts to guide me through this :) So without further ado, here is the crazyness!

Nick B's Top 10 WTF Moments

10. Juan Manuel Marquez drinks his own URINE





Okay, I know it's supposed to be 'sterile' and okay to drink...but ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? I'm sorry but that is nasty! Drinking your urine everyday, as part of a workout routine, cannot be healthy for you! "I also drink my urine because that's where a lot of your proteins are...", says Juan Manuell Marquez, some boxer fighter man. NO! I don't think so! Isn't it the opposite? I mean, doesn't your body soak up all those vitamins and get rid of the junk - hence the point of peeing? I mean isn't that what the kidneys are for!? UGH! WTF!?




9. Truth Ministry Billboard


Are you Asian? Don't want to be? Well then, the Truth Ministry can help you! HAH. Please tell me this is a joke - please! It's crazy! I mean, I know they hate gay people, but Asians too?! Bitches! Can they even put that on a billboard!?! AHH!



8. Pole Dancing Dolls



Okay, so I can't say I was surprised when I saw Miley Cyrus get on that poll and dance during the Teen Choice Awards, I mean, it really was bound to happen. But now we have these pole-dancing-dolls!? Man, these make Bratz look like nothing! DAMN! Who the hell designs these kinds of things and why aren't they being questioned on the ten-o'clock news!? It just seems so odd to me! WTF!?




7. Boy Slaps His Momma!




The little bitch! How could he do that!? THE LIL' BITCH IS LUCKY THAT HIS MOMMA HASN'T SLAPPED HIM FOR SOUNDING LIKE A LIL' RAT! UGHH! That brat would drive me fuckin' crazy! How rude! I would send him off! WTF!?




6. The Choking Game




See, when I was young I would play purely fun, safe, innocent games like hide and seek, tag, big-booty, and..WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHILDREN THESE DAYS!? Choking each other to get high!? THAT IS SOME CRAZY-NESS!? I have never heard of this before and am shocked! See, the "choking game" is what little bored children play with each other sometimes. One puts their palms on the pulse-points in you neck and applies pressure until you pass out. This translates into some sort of "high" that kids feel. WTF!?




5. Tears of Blood in Teen




This is straightupWHACK! Tears of blood?! That is crazy!!! Kinda cool, but crazy! Man. Poor kid is probably going through a lot :( Worried about his life and such. But wow - I would hate if that happened to me! WTF!?




4. Michael Jackson Ghost on CNN



OH HELL! THAT IS SOME FREAKY SHIT! LIKE LEGIT ON CNN TOO! HELLA SCARY! I'm sorry, but this video just freaked me out a bunch. It's probably the music. Yes. Some people think it's fake. Some people think it's 'photoshopped' or a curtain that was moving. Lemme tell y'all - I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CURTAIN THAT MOVES LIKE THAT! WTF!?




3. Scientology.



I've never given much thought to Scientology, I just knew it had a negative social stigma, so when I found this youtube video I was freaking out! THAT HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED! I'm all about freedom of religion, but some bitches is bitches! Damn...they probably gonna track me down know...WTF!?!




2. Better Not Text and Drive!





This is some crazyness! It's kinda necessary to shock us stubborn teenagers into thinking a certain way. We always thing we're right, or that something like that can't happen to us, but it can. I think this video shows how it can. It is HELLA TRIPPIN' though. I'm just sayin', WTF?




1.Westboro Baptist Church







I HATE THESE BITCHES. WHAT THE FUCK!?




So that's my list of WTF. What's on yours, and what do you think about these?!
-Nicky B is OUT :)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i feel sorry for that blood crying kid. so weird that he has that condition.
scientology is wack too! i think they have a whole series on youtube about it and a bunch of other ppl who have died from participating in the group
- kristy! hi